The Demoncommiecrat* Party has a standing rule. Never, ever, miss out on using any mass shooting to call for more infringements of our God given right to keep & bear arms.
Bayonets have never been involved in mass murders.
Once again, they point out how inanimate objects force humans to carry them to places where they can attack us. When you really believe that absurdity; passing laws to take “bad” pieces off firearms, like, say, the bayonet lug, makes perfect sense.
I have trouble understanding two things. Why is it illegal to import some weapons with a bayonet lug on them? When there has never, ever, been any mass murder done with a bayonet?
Why have almost a billion firearms, in the homes of responsible humans, not ran away from home to commit crimes? The media makes it clear, this is “gun violence” not PEOPLE violence. Why do some guns do that, while 99.999999999999992% of other guns stay home & behave?
There Are Over One Billion Firearms Worldwide. Dean Allen suggests that all “wayward guns” be sent to him. He says somehow the media doesn’t recognize that people cause violence, not firearms. He asks “why do most firearms behave and stay home not causing any violence?”
Perhaps the guns that engage in “gun violence” should be sent to a Gun Whisperer, me.
I feel highly qualified to counsel these “bad” guns and put them through my 12 step program to make them into good guns that won’t attack humans on their own ever again. As America’s Gun Whisperer, I have that power over cold steel!
Just send all those guns that have been used in any crime to Dean Allen, the Gun Whisperer, and I will give them the love they did not get in previous homes. I will caress and lubricate them, and explain to them why it is bad to attack humans.
I have been 100% successful with my own guns, never having one misbehave over a sixty year period. Even though I am very confident those formerly “bad” guns will never misbehave while in my program; I still shoulder a very serious responsibility.
Since all these guns have been bad in the past, they are going to have to stay at my house, enrolled in my program forever. That’s one of those win – win, situations. Bad guns are sent to me for punishment and rehabilitation.
Lefties can continue to teach the problem is guns. I get lots and lots of new guns every day.
“I promise to clean, lubricate and love love the guns forever.” Dean Allen, Wayward Gun counselor.
Society is protected from any recidivism from “bad” guns. Your Second Amendment rights are not eroded as long as your guns do not escape from home and attack humans.
The taxpayers even win, I do not charge anything for being the Gun Whisperer, even though I must feed house, lubricate, and love the guns forever. I truly do not believe there are any bad guns, just guns that were misunderstood in bad homes. With enough unconditional love, they will stop attacking humans. And I dearly love all guns unconditionally!
[*FYI, I added that spelling to my spell check dictionary, since I will continue to use the word Demoncommiecrat alot during the “presidency” of the Great Pretender].
Dean Allen is a decorated Vietnam veteran, book author and Secretary of the Anderson (SC) GOP.
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